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Trei politisti in devenire se duc sa dea test pt a deveni politisti.

Intra primul: 

Sefu politiei: Iti pun o intrebare. Daca stii sa raspunzi devii politist.

Ce e negru si are siret?

Primul politist: aaa… Nu stiu.

Sefu': Imi pare rau… era pantoful.

Primul politist iese suparat si ii spune celui de al doilea ca daca il intreaba ce e negru si are siret, sa spuna pantoful.

 

Intra cel de-al doilea:

Sefu': Ce e maro si are siret?

Al doilea politist: ???

Sefu': Pantofu…la revedere!

Iese si acesta si ii spune la al treilea sa raspunda pantoful, daca e intrebat ce e negru, maro sau orice alta culoare si are siret. 

 

Intra si acesta:

Sefu': Ce sta in copac si canta "Cu-cu cu-cu"?

Al treilea politist: Are siret?

Sefu': Nu.

Al treilea politist: Atunci e sandala! 

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